ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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