New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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