I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize