yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
soo... how was my night?
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