Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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