Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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