I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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