Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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