im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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