I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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