i may or may not be watching the land before time
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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