whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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