i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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