she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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