butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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