no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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