I need help removing her.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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