Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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