it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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