So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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