only if we run a train.
done.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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