Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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