yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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