There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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