Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My balls are so social today.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
NoShamevember. You game?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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