You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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