her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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