Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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