He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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