She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
50% drunk capacity currently
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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