Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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