If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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