I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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