is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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