Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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