Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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