Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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