He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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