what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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