I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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