Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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