well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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