giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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