paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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