do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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