Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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