But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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