Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
