Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He passed out mid-signature
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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