She said her name was "party"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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