You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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