What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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