I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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